It’s not quite the end of the month, yet, but I have a feeling this one can’t be topped. Thank you, Chris.
I was snacking the other night. 10 PM. Starving. Raiding the cupboards. Peanuts, almonds, crackers, even looked closely at dry cereal. Then I heard: “Stop eating! I didn’t marry William Shatner!”
Really? William Shatner? The former hottie gone soft? The captain gone capsule? The actor so in tune with his Boston Legal “Denny Craig” character — and himself — that he lets “puffy gawker” quips be written into the script and delivered by Heather Locklear? THAT William Shatner? Really?
Once I got over the horror of the slur, I actually laughed out loud. The delivery was perfect. The source authentic. And yeah, I’m a little puffy. Now where did I put the Hagen Daas?